2011 04 04

The scene:  I am just walking downstairs after my shower.  I encounter something on the floor.

me:  What is that?

Adam:  What is what?

me:  That.

Adam:  What?

me:  Dog puke.

Adam:  What dog puke?

me:  Right there. 

(He is sitting 3 feet away from a giant pile of "I drank too much water before wrestle-time" dog puke.)

me:  I heard a dog puking from all the way upstairs.  How did you not notice that?

Adam:  I don't know.

WHAT PLANET IS HE FROM?!